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cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntsicle 

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.
The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.
cuntsicle by HooMaster March 14, 2008

cuntsickle 

My daughter is sick in the hospital and my cuntsickle boss won't give me a pay raise to help pay the bills.
cuntsickle by FRAGaLOT August 23, 2007

CuntSickleStick 

someone who:
-is nasty
-looks trashy

-sleeps with anyone or anything including animals
-trys to have sexual intercourse with random objects

and they usually have lots of STDs.
"they're lookin like a straight up CuntSickleStick today!"

cunticle 

A singular piece of dry crusty mucus that collects around the cunt lips of elderly women
Bob was fucking his grandmother when he noticed a rough abrasive sensation; he looked down and found his penis being stripped by her filthy cunticles
cunticle by The Shaven Weasel January 7, 2005

cuntsizzledick

A stronger version of sizzledickmotherfucker.

Someone who is a sizzledick but is also considered a cunt on top of his/her sizzledick-ness.

Also a way of topping sizzledickmotherfucker in a cuss-war.
Shut your face you cuntsizzledick.

You know what's funny?
What?

You're a cuntsizzledick!
cuntsizzledick by aviisgay100 September 28, 2009