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Controlloping 

To seek untidy women, often under the influence of alcohol.
person #1-"Hey, it's been a while since we've hit the bars."
person #2-"Hell yes-I just broke up with Jenny-what do you say we go out controlloping this weekend?!"
Controlloping by Fuzzbee November 22, 2011

Cuntroller

A remote that controls a bitch when she's being an absolute cunt. Comes in black, white, and yellow.
A: Holy shit Jenny shut the fuck up!
B: Dude, hit her with that cuntroller.
Cuntroller by BigBean January 15, 2015

Cuntrolling

When a female that has authority over you is a total bitch, and is controlling.
Mom: Hey, go buy me some tampons.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.
Cuntrolling by ShoKill April 15, 2009
The act of controlling your ho.
Guy: And she took me shopping all day even though we'd gotten her sister an engagement present already.

Cooler Guy: Dude, don't take that shit, use that cuntroll.
cuntroll by bamofo69 August 4, 2010

cuntroller

In addition to being a controlling woman, this may refer to a man who:

1. is abusive around women.
2. knocks up hoes in his spare time.
"I feel bad for Jaime, her boyfriend's a cuntroller."
"I know! How many other girls has he slept with while they've been together?"
cuntroller by twittersucks December 23, 2009
When your ex-wife/girlfriend won’t move on and becomes pathetic, bitter and vengeful, to the point where she rallies other cunts on the interweb. Acting like trolls they attempt to destroy any kind of relationship by searching for you on the internet, social networking sites, online photo albums, and videogame characters. Once they find you they flame you, your friends, and family in an attempt to discredit your character in hopes to make your life as miserable and pathetic as theirs has become.
Even after she agreed to put our differences aside my ex attempted to cuntroll me in court by providing printouts of my friends, family and my online photo album. I lold.

I don’t know why my ex and her trolls still visits my friend’s, family, and my myspace page, I guess they still want to cuntroll me.

While playing a wow the other night my GF got a tell from an old online buddy to contact him. When she asked him how he got her name, he said from my ex and her online friends. I guess they cuntroll my life in videogames and add my GF and my characters to their friends list.
cuntroll by 'head May 9, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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