Guy: And she took me shopping all day even though we'd gotten her sister an engagement present already.
Cooler Guy: Dude, don't take that shit, use that cuntroll.
Cooler Guy: Dude, don't take that shit, use that cuntroll.
by bamofo69 August 04, 2010
When your ex-wife/girlfriend won’t move on and becomes pathetic, bitter and vengeful, to the point where she rallies other cunts on the interweb. Acting like trolls they attempt to destroy any kind of relationship by searching for you on the internet, social networking sites, online photo albums, and videogame characters. Once they find you they flame you, your friends, and family in an attempt to discredit your character in hopes to make your life as miserable and pathetic as theirs has become.
Even after she agreed to put our differences aside my ex attempted to cuntroll me in court by providing printouts of my friends, family and my online photo album. I lold.
I don’t know why my ex and her trolls still visits my friend’s, family, and my myspace page, I guess they still want to cuntroll me.
While playing a wow the other night my GF got a tell from an old online buddy to contact him. When she asked him how he got her name, he said from my ex and her online friends. I guess they cuntroll my life in videogames and add my GF and my characters to their friends list.
I don’t know why my ex and her trolls still visits my friend’s, family, and my myspace page, I guess they still want to cuntroll me.
While playing a wow the other night my GF got a tell from an old online buddy to contact him. When she asked him how he got her name, he said from my ex and her online friends. I guess they cuntroll my life in videogames and add my GF and my characters to their friends list.
by 'head May 09, 2008
see muffintop
the flap of fat that usually is seen on older women that hangs over the pelvis.
not the same as a muffintop
its more easily seen in jeans.
usually tucked in.
the flap of fat that usually is seen on older women that hangs over the pelvis.
not the same as a muffintop
its more easily seen in jeans.
usually tucked in.
"Dude, did you see Mrs. Bicmore during lunch today?"
"Oh yea man she had a huge cuntroll, I almost threw up."
"Oh yea man she had a huge cuntroll, I almost threw up."
by Shoopuff July 11, 2008
a woman's ability to flex her pussy muscles during sex, contracting the vaginal walls and making me think im, oh so big
by Oxford English Dicktionary September 27, 2009
A remote that controls a bitch when she's being an absolute cunt. Comes in black, white, and yellow.
by BigBean January 15, 2015
Mom: Hey, go buy me some tampons.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.
Son: No, I have a football game.
Mom: Do it, I made you. Do what I say.
Son: Okay.
Friend: Why didn't you make the game? You're mom is such a cuntrolling bitch.
by ShoKill April 15, 2009
In addition to being a controlling woman, this may refer to a man who:
1. is abusive around women.
2. knocks up hoes in his spare time.
1. is abusive around women.
2. knocks up hoes in his spare time.
"I feel bad for Jaime, her boyfriend's a cuntroller."
"I know! How many other girls has he slept with while they've been together?"
"I know! How many other girls has he slept with while they've been together?"
by twittersucks December 23, 2009