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cuntroll

The act of controlling your ho.
Guy: And she took me shopping all day even though we'd gotten her sister an engagement present already.

Cooler Guy: Dude, don't take that shit, use that cuntroll.
by bamofo69 August 4, 2010
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cuntroll

When your ex-wife/girlfriend won’t move on and becomes pathetic, bitter and vengeful, to the point where she rallies other cunts on the interweb. Acting like trolls they attempt to destroy any kind of relationship by searching for you on the internet, social networking sites, online photo albums, and videogame characters. Once they find you they flame you, your friends, and family in an attempt to discredit your character in hopes to make your life as miserable and pathetic as theirs has become.
Even after she agreed to put our differences aside my ex attempted to cuntroll me in court by providing printouts of my friends, family and my online photo album. I lold.

I don’t know why my ex and her trolls still visits my friend’s, family, and my myspace page, I guess they still want to cuntroll me.

While playing a wow the other night my GF got a tell from an old online buddy to contact him. When she asked him how he got her name, he said from my ex and her online friends. I guess they cuntroll my life in videogames and add my GF and my characters to their friends list.
by 'head May 9, 2008
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cuntroll

see muffintop

the flap of fat that usually is seen on older women that hangs over the pelvis.

not the same as a muffintop

its more easily seen in jeans.

usually tucked in.
"Dude, did you see Mrs. Bicmore during lunch today?"

"Oh yea man she had a huge cuntroll, I almost threw up."
by Shoopuff June 25, 2008
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Outta controlla areola

Not quite a nip slip, this occurs only when a portion of the areola and none of the nipple is exposed.
Man, every time Elizabeth wears that dress she has an outta controlla areola
by Cahawksfan October 20, 2021
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Controlled opposition

A controlled opposition is a protest movement that is actually being led by government agents. Nearly all governments in history have employed this technique to trick and subdue their adversaries. Notably Vladimir Lenin who said ''"The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves."
Count Mirabeau was part of the controlled opposition, because although everyone thought he was supporting the revolution, in reality he supported the monarchy and was a personal friend of the king. He was a government agent.
by Aliases January 26, 2013
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controllables

(noun) Possessions that you highly regard in which you exhibit great, obsessive control over. Sacred to your control only.
Examples may include your laptop, cell phone, desk space, notebooks, agenda book, etc.
Stop! Don't mess with my laptop settings! Back away from my controllable!

You're reading my text messages?! Are you crazy...you know my phone is one of my controllables!
by Stephanie Cooper June 30, 2008
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Controlled Opposition

Controlled Opposition: a strategy in which an individual, organization, or movement is covertly controlled or influenced by a 3rd party and the controlled entity’s true purpose is something other than its publicly stated purpose. The controlled entity serves a role of mass deception, surveillance and/or political/social manipulation. In most cases the controlled party is portrayed as being in opposition to the interests of the controlling party.

• Preempt or neutralize true but negative information by having it be disclosed or championed in a skewed/stigmatized manner by a person or group. The truth can be peppered with disinformation or the truth of the message can be neutralized by association due to the extreme, radical, or unpalatable positions held by the controlled entity (person or group) who is disclosing the information or is “championing” a position. The stigmatized or adulterated truth in turn steers people away from truthful information which would normally cause criticism or a serious backlash against the controlling party. Stigmatized truth also greatly inhibits independent research into sensitive areas (usually involving criminal acts by the controlling entity) and serves to manipulate social dynamics in a manner in which it becomes taboo to publicly discuss sensitive (albeit critically important) subjects.
Operation Trust: The objective of the Bolsheviks was to create a controlled opposition to entrap the rements of the supporters of the Russian Monarchy.
by Zak Mann Esoteric Knowlegist September 3, 2021
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