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Cuntradiction 

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.
If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?

cuntrarian 

A person who has to take the opposing view point in any discussion in a superior and condescending manner.
He was such a cuntrarian when he disagreed with my argument that Osama bin Laden was a terrorist and fanatic.
cuntrarian by Keggybeer June 14, 2011

cuntradiction 

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do
"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction
cuntradiction by reapernok March 6, 2009

Cuntraggius Maximus 

The highest level of "cuntrag" status. Not to be confused with cuntraggius minoris, someone who is still a cuntrag but not nearly as much as someone who is defined as a CUNTRAGGIUS MAXIMUS.

It will often be shortened to "raggius", especially when in use in public.
Dude, that girl at the bar last night who rejected me was a Cuntraggius Maximus.

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society
Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

Cuntwarming 

- The act of a woman sliding her vagina or ass on her partner's (male or female) groin - A more intimate version of spooning

- The female version of "cockwarming"

Synomyns: pussywarming, vagwarming, coochiewarming.
Erika: Hey, how was your date with Susie last night?

Belle: It was amazing, she kept cuntwarming me.
Cuntwarming by Lady Lesbian February 8, 2020