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Cuntradiction
A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.
If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Cuntradiction by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019
Related Words
cuntrarri • cuntrarian • Cunt Barrier • contrarian • cunterrific • Cuntarican • Cuntradict • cuntradiction • Cuntralian • Cuntrary
cuntrarian
A person who has to take the opposing view point in any discussion in a superior and condescending manner.
He was such a cuntrarian when he disagreed with my argument that Osama bin Laden was a terrorist and fanatic.
cuntrarian by Keggybeer June 14, 2011
cuntradiction
cuntradiction by reapernok March 6, 2009
Cuntraggius Maximus
The highest level of "cuntrag" status. Not to be confused with cuntraggius minoris, someone who is still a cuntrag but not nearly as much as someone who is defined as a CUNTRAGGIUS MAXIMUS.
It will often be shortened to "raggius", especially when in use in public.
It will often be shortened to "raggius", especially when in use in public.
Cuntraggius Maximus by Dr. Clitoris November 1, 2010
Isla Cuntarina
Isla Cuntarina by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Cuntwarming
- The act of a woman sliding her vagina or ass on her partner's (male or female) groin - A more intimate version of spooning
- The female version of "cockwarming"
Synomyns: pussywarming, vagwarming, coochiewarming.
- The female version of "cockwarming"
Synomyns: pussywarming, vagwarming, coochiewarming.
Cuntwarming by Lady Lesbian February 8, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026