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In this insult, the word cunt is merely an alternation in spelling for the word can't, making it a derogatory term for snooker players who just haven't got the hang of it yet.
"That's an easy situation down there barry, the red is lined up expertly, a mistake made by the previous player."

"That's right steve, johnothan is about to take the shot and ohhh!"

"What a fucking cuntpot!"

Cuntlotten 

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white
“Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
“Shut up you cuntlotten”
Cuntlotten by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

cuntputer 

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.
'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!
cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007
cunt·pit kunt-pit –noun
A space, usually enclosed, in the forward fuselage of an airplane containing the flying controls, instrument panel, and seats for a female pilot and female copilot or female flight crew.
Q: Where does a female airline pilot sit?

A: In the cuntpit.
Cuntpit by Downside Risk February 24, 2010

Cuntapotamus 

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female
I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!
Cuntapotamus by Sarah KK March 28, 2009
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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