Cuntpot

Someone who consciously looks and acts obnoxiously stupid.

"Hey Declan, look at that cuntpot wearing shorts and its -1 degrees outside"

"Your right kevin, what a cuntpot"

by K-is-for-cunt May 6, 2014

cuntpot

In this insult, the word cunt is merely an alternation in spelling for the word can't, making it a derogatory term for snooker players who just haven't got the hang of it yet.

"That's an easy situation down there barry, the red is lined up expertly, a mistake made by the previous player."

"That's right steve, johnothan is about to take the shot and ohhh!"

"What a fucking cuntpot!"

by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008

Cuntlotten

Cuntlotten: The combination of the Scottish term cunt and Irish term lotten. Intended as a derogatory word, typically used when your friend is being way too white

“Holy shit! I just got a 14 kill win!”
“Shut up you cuntlotten”

by daddy sensei June 15, 2019

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

cuntputer

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

by debra mackie April 29, 2007

Cuntpit

cunt·pit kunt-pit –noun
A space, usually enclosed, in the forward fuselage of an airplane containing the flying controls, instrument panel, and seats for a female pilot and female copilot or female flight crew.

Q: Where does a female airline pilot sit?

A: In the cuntpit.

by Downside Risk February 24, 2010

Cuntapotamus

an ignorant, trashy, and grossly obnoxious (either visually, verbally, physically, or aromatically) person, typically female

I can't believe that stupid Cuntapotamus sold all her food stamps and went to da club 'stead of feedin her kids!

by Sarah KK March 28, 2009