cuntorch 

A woman who is a cunt, a whore, and a bitch.

Donna's slortchtitude is abfably miraculous. She's definitely in the running for cuntorch of the year!

cuntorch by David Golia February 22, 2009

Cuntouche 

An arrogant cunt, also a self-serving douche.

Hails from a long line of Highlanders.

There can be only one.

Zeromus is talking again, that guy is the Cuntouche

Cuntouche by Stukar December 26, 2014

cuntorcist 

One who performs a cuntorcism.

Guy 1: Geeze my mum is such a cuntasorous !
Guy 2: I think you need a cuntorcism.
Guy 1: Do you know where I can find a cuntorcist ?

cuntorcist by Ric Irish June 11, 2017

cuntorrhoid 

Giant pain in the ass person who you can't get rid of ever despite your best efforts.

Hey Billy I thought you and Jack were no longer mates?

Yeah Phil I just can't get rid of the cuntorrhoid.

WTF why are you hanging out with them again?

I've got cuntorrhoids mate :(

cuntorrhoid by PeteyD69 January 29, 2018

cuntarch 

A cunt of monarchical scale or guise. More than likely from England, but also any cunt with a UK accent. An Archcunt.

"I do say, that English exchange student has the most addictive accent!"

"I do disagree sir, a distinguished cuntarch you are."

cuntarch by robotlegcommando October 2, 2011

Cuntorrhea 

A woman who excretes far more vaginal fluid than is expected, such as a squirter

Man, she had some dose of cuntorrhea, my sheets were soaked!

Cuntorrhea by LinguisticExpert May 31, 2018

Cuntoichi 

Cuntoichi is a Japanese cant term for "ninja woman". In popular culture, they are often pursued for their highly sought after female vaginja or "ninja vagina" which adhere to the strict culture of "bushy-hole". Which was developed over 3000 years ago by the legless cuntoichi Dragon lips ho. Who also invented the vajinja sword, and the earliest known example of a shirucunt "vajinal throwing stars"

Back in the day a cuntoichi could kill 10 men in one night with her vajinja

Cuntoichi by Mick diggler June 12, 2022