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Cuntoichi 

Cuntoichi is a Japanese cant term for "ninja woman". In popular culture, they are often pursued for their highly sought after female vaginja or "ninja vagina" which adhere to the strict culture of "bushy-hole". Which was developed over 3000 years ago by the legless cuntoichi Dragon lips ho. Who also invented the vajinja sword, and the earliest known example of a shirucunt "vajinal throwing stars"
Back in the day a cuntoichi could kill 10 men in one night with her vajinja
Cuntoichi by Mick diggler June 12, 2022
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cuntophile 

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.
There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.
cuntophile by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009

Cuntchi-Munchi

When you are dialed off your tits with no food around apart from ya woman's snatch.
Off my face and the cupboard was bare. Time for a Cuntchi-Munchi!!!

cunticiosity 

The quality or state of being an absolute cunt
Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy's parking job. What the fuck."
Person 2: "That had to have been on purpose. There's no way someone can be that oblivious to his own cunticiosity"
cunticiosity by TwinkieBaby June 19, 2013

cuntlicking bitchfuck 

someone who thinks shes better than everyone else and punches her only friend in the face and thinks shes the shit and sticks her boobs out and acts all like a slutfuck and rapes everyone and is always moaning.
oh my god did you see olivia today!?
yes! she is such a cuntlicking bitchfuck.
totally.

cuntchies 

A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.
I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.
cuntchies by octopod November 25, 2003

cuntlicious 

an amazing vagina that tastes wonderful and one loves to lick
I bet the stewardess is cuntlicious.
cuntlicious by muffdiverking April 13, 2014
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