cuntograph 

1.machine used to rate vaginas
2.a graph showing vaginal measurements
3.picture with vaginal content

"hey look at my CUNTOGRAPH bob, its nice, like pie, mmmm pie."

cuntograph by Kingloz June 5, 2003

Cuntography

The art of capturing the beauty of a cunt on film or still image.

I like looking at cunts, so i will study cuntography, and become a cuntographer.

Cuntography by DonoIpseCultor August 3, 2007

Cuntogram 

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer

The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times

Cuntogram by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntographer 

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

Cuntographer by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cartographically Challenged 

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

Cartographically Challenged by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012

Funtography 

To have fun with photography

Taking everyday objects, people, landscapes etc and have fun taking pictures of them or making them fun whilst editing. Hence having fun with photography "Funtography"

Funtography by Omen 666 June 17, 2009

Anal Cartographers 

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

Anal Cartographers by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010