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Cuntillion

The coming out party for celebrity vag. The first time cooter gets shown getting out of a limo.
Did you see Britney's dress the other night? Neither did I, all I saw was vag as she got out of the limo, she was right on time for her Cuntillion
by AlanHarper February 26, 2009
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cuntillion

1. The world's female population number
2. A nickname for the ever-gay high school dance, "Cotillion"
3. The amount of ass a virgin, teenage guy claims to have gotten in front of his annoying friends.
1. "Dude, don't worry, there's a cuntillion girls out there for you!"
2. "I went to Cuntillion, and it was so lame."
3. "Yeah dude, Oh I got about cuntillion bitches that night, it was tight."
by Zac LaC. April 22, 2006
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cantillionaire

A rich person whose wealth came from the built-in unfairness of the fiat monetary system. See: Cantillon Effect
Man, check out these fat-cat banksters with their big-ticket wheels... They must be Cantillionaires!
by oregonborne August 14, 2020
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Castillions

An obsessed castle (ABC) fan. Anybody suffering from Obsessive Caslte Disorder can call themselves this.

If you get excited when you see the number 47 or if coffee means "I love you" and handshakes mean "kisses", then you know you're one of them (us).
I will Always be a Castillions!
by CastleIndia October 23, 2012
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Cumillion

1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.

2. A million dollars covered in cum

3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass
I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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Coward's Cotillion

Punishment for failing to answer a feat of strength when challenged by another man (generally at a bachelor party or other like event).

The coward is required to take three bull-rider shots in a row (the cotillion).
Peter challenged Ross to an arm wrestling contest and Ross was scared he would lose so he rejected the challenge.

Ross is thus a coward and is required to complete the coward's cotillion as restitution for his cowardice.
by BigVR June 3, 2009
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cuntilinguist

a person so proficient in eating twat that the women think he is comunicating with the snatch
sally had to call her cuntilinguist because her pussy was clammed up
by timrod April 18, 2008
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