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Cuntillion 

The coming out party for celebrity vag. The first time cooter gets shown getting out of a limo.
Did you see Britney's dress the other night? Neither did I, all I saw was vag as she got out of the limo, she was right on time for her Cuntillion
Cuntillion by AlanHarper February 26, 2009
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cuntillion 

1. The world's female population number
2. A nickname for the ever-gay high school dance, "Cotillion"
3. The amount of ass a virgin, teenage guy claims to have gotten in front of his annoying friends.
1. "Dude, don't worry, there's a cuntillion girls out there for you!"
2. "I went to Cuntillion, and it was so lame."
3. "Yeah dude, Oh I got about cuntillion bitches that night, it was tight."
cuntillion by Zac LaC. April 22, 2006

cantillionaire 

A rich person whose wealth came from the built-in unfairness of the fiat monetary system. See: Cantillon Effect
Man, check out these fat-cat banksters with their big-ticket wheels... They must be Cantillionaires!
cantillionaire by oregonborne August 14, 2020

Castillions

An obsessed castle (ABC) fan. Anybody suffering from Obsessive Caslte Disorder can call themselves this.

If you get excited when you see the number 47 or if coffee means "I love you" and handshakes mean "kisses", then you know you're one of them (us).
I will Always be a Castillions!
Castillions by CastleIndia October 23, 2012

Cumillion 

1. A slutty shape shifting semen swallowing sex fiend.

2. A million dollars covered in cum

3. A million dollars made by selling copper (Cu) or other cupreous metals like bronze or brass
I gave that cumillion ass bitch exactly one cumillion dollars that I made selling stolen telephone cables and statues of big ass dicks and my trombone. When I boned that bitch it was obvious once she moaned that she alone enjoyed more cum filled creampies that Bianca Stone.
Cumillion by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

Coward's Cotillion 

Punishment for failing to answer a feat of strength when challenged by another man (generally at a bachelor party or other like event).

The coward is required to take three bull-rider shots in a row (the cotillion).
Peter challenged Ross to an arm wrestling contest and Ross was scared he would lose so he rejected the challenge.

Ross is thus a coward and is required to complete the coward's cotillion as restitution for his cowardice.
Coward's Cotillion by BigVR June 3, 2009

cuntilinguist 

a person so proficient in eating twat that the women think he is comunicating with the snatch
sally had to call her cuntilinguist because her pussy was clammed up
cuntilinguist by timrod April 18, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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