Muntified

Being beetin badly in a sport/activity by a munter (skinny, ugly whore) or having had sexual intercoarse with a munter.

Alan: "Did you get spanked in tennis?"
Steve: "Omg, I was totally muntified"
or
Steve: "last night I had it with a total munter"
Alan: "Ha! You've just been Muntified!"

by DinoGirl29 January 4, 2010

mummified person

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

Mungafied

What you are after a good sesh. Happily wasted.

I'm so mungafied. Can't open my eyes.

by Mungalup mafia August 2, 2019

Mummified

To be the most stoned you ever been and basically cant move

Bro im so fried rn and i cant get up.

Damn bro you Mummified

by Yung Fiji Fre$h January 16, 2021

Mortified

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

Mustafied

The process of manipulating the desires of a set person by describing food or a place to make it more attractive/undesirable ,for the soul reason of of causing disruptions ,psychological stress and internal chaos.

Jumana was MUSTAFIED by making her crave salmon teryaki , thus she's now suffering internally .

by shehata_the_great May 17, 2022