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cuntified 

What happens to something whenever Minnesota State Senator Michelle Bachmann gets her hands on it, the majority of the time usually for the worse.
Wow, that referendum giving homosexual partners equal civil rights was sure cuntified quickly.
cuntified by Queery February 15, 2006
Words you can keep

cuntified 

When a person/s modifies a car to extremes, either really over the top, or completely tacky
A vauxhall nova with a big bore exhaust strapped to a 1.0litre engine it then becomes known as cuntified
cuntified by Dr MOON November 7, 2006

cuntified 

When someone goes overboard, goes to the limits of tolerable humanity
She got her hair done in a cuntified way taht none of her frieds would talk with her.
cuntified by Bobby October 17, 2003

Cuntified 

What they did to trucks in this country to make them soft and more feminine friendly.
"What had happened to the All American pickup truck...it has been fucking cuntified."
Cuntified by Saxy_Pupper January 8, 2017

Cuntified 

When someone does or says a really bad thing to you.
That was a really cuntified thing for her to do.
Cuntified by Cumbria60 July 23, 2018

Cuntified my dong 

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

Lp Certified 

LpCertified is a American artist know for his hits "drillin" and "broken"
Lp Certified is the best artist out
Lp Certified by Hellstorm666 June 14, 2019
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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