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Cunthood 

When a woman generates her wealth by relying on her production of children in accessing alimony payments and/or government welfare as a means to sustaining her livelihood.
Welfare queens are dependent on their Cunthood as a means to avoiding having to get a job.
Cunthood by Majorenglish37 December 30, 2021
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Cunthooks 

From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.
Cunthooks by Bob Goon June 11, 2003
person of limited intelligence with annoying personality traits
cunthook by milner December 12, 2003
See atchpick. Literally, a device by which to ensnare a vagina.
Why you gotta be such a cunthook?
cunthook by Myron Schnitzel December 28, 2005
Kick in the genital area which can apply to males or females. Although considered to be the quintessential move to ending a cat fight between two female parties.
Paige dealt the final blow with a cunthook to Monique.
Cunthook by mattlikesvodka July 25, 2009

Cunthooks 

Used to describe a man who is enthralled by a woman. Example: "She's got him by the cunthooks"
Cunthooks by Terry boughton May 2, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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