clockwork twats

An exclamation of annoyance or frustration.

Clockwork twats! I can't believe what a cunt you are Harnk!

by realhandshandy January 27, 2003

Tuppence-Licker

Childish and slightly archaic term for lesbian, the tuppence referring to the clitoris.

tAtU make a living pretending to be young tuppence-lickers, and I for one praise them for it.

by realhandshandy July 17, 2003

Harnk

Someone in serious denial as to the nature of their hateful obsession with another person they know only through electronic means

You just have to watch the way he stalks JulieBurchill's threads making lewd suggestions about said poster's mother to realise how much Harnk is repressing his homosexuality. A very tragic condition

by realhandshandy January 27, 2003

Cuntish

Someone who exhibits the qualities of a cunt (usually used to describe an extremely odious person, or their behavior)

Harnk's insults became increasingly cuntish as the days dragged on, I really wish he would die.

by realhandshandy January 27, 2003

Twunt

An amusing amalgam of twat and cunt, tending towards the meaning of the former.

Harnk, you're such a silly twunt

by realhandshandy January 27, 2003