cuntemporaneous 

Taking part in a menage-a-trois with two ladies, one dude.

A: "Dude, shit got cuntemporaneous last night"
B: "Oh yeah, what happened?"
A: "Two girls, one sword"

cuntemporaneous by Jerry "Slice" Slice March 26, 2011

contemporaneousity 

The Art of being
All on the same planet
at exactly the same Time, or moment
despite the illusion of zones
and invisible, divisible, spatial boundaries.

Sunny was secure in her contemporaneousity.

contemporaneousity by skipix December 3, 2006

Contemporaneous 

Existing or occurring at the same period of time; Endless during a condensed amount of time.

The scientist seldom knows contemporaneous reward; it is enough to possess the joy of creative service.

Contemporaneous by Julius F. Tenpenny March 22, 2017

Contemporaneous 

Living at the same time

My mother and grandmother only contemporaneous a few short years together

Contemporaneous by Disteny April 9, 2003

Contemporaneous 

To show disrespect or contempt for; spoken usually by rednecks with their GED's.

The judge sed I wuz contemporaneous at my bond hearing and dint gimme no bail.

Contemporaneous by harry flashman July 12, 2003