When one stuffs various items into their vagina and launches them viaqueef
Hillary was not able to open the car door so she picked up a rock with her cunt and launched it at the window. The neighbours said "I have never seen such great force with a CuntCannon!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.