cunt pie

A delightful pastry based dish, filled with cunt.
An offensive term to describe a real tosser.

Can I offer you some steamy cunt pie?

Stop being a cunt pie!

by DavieK August 26, 2005

camel enamel cunt fluff pie

when a camel with an enormous bush squirts in your mouth and erodes away the enamel from your teeth.

the other day, a camel gave me a camel enamel cunt fluff pie. i then had to go get the enamel on my teeth fixed.

by jdibanez02 April 2, 2007

cunt piece

a word for a man who acts like a woman. he always bitches out and you can never trust him. they usually have terrible decision making skills and they have had a penis in or around their mouth.

that bitch made Ed is a f*%$ing cunt piece, and he sucks at quarterback!

by trojanballer22 February 25, 2009

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.

Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

by Zumbii June 1, 2010

Piece of Cunt

An awesome combination of calling someone a piece of shit and a cunt. When used, it is often in a more joking and lighter fashion. It takes two big insults and makes it humorous, but still holds the vulgarity.

Sarah - "I don't think I'm gonna go out tonight."

Gary - "C'mon you lazy piece of cunt."

by spizzeerascal September 19, 2009

Piece of cunt

Both "Piece of cake" and "cunt" combined. It means that a female is easy.

(plays smash bros)

Mario (SSB): Why is Samus being a piece of cunt??

by poptheheck January 7, 2017

cuntpie

A delicious morsel between a female friend's or girlfriend's legs, also can be undelicious. The color can be pink, dark pink and crusty, rugged/thick, or soft and delicate kind of like a flower. Even though the cuntpie may have a foul oder does not mean it is unedible, it is highly recommended to steer clear of this unwanted pie and is usually common sense to do so but some individuals enjoy face planting themselves into a stinky cuntpie. Happy eating and don't forget to pick the wire from your teeth if need be.

God, I can't wait to get out of work and go eat some cuntpie.

Wow your cuntpie has a fragrance of a wet rose petal in the spring.

Your cuntpie smells like an ass of a cow but im gonna eat it anyway!

Hey man your a cuntpie, seeya later.

by kcjayreindeer August 18, 2009