2 definitions by DavieK

A delightful pastry based dish, filled with cunt.
An offensive term to describe a real tosser.
Can I offer you some steamy cunt pie?

Stop being a cunt pie!
by DavieK July 31, 2005
A little sack in the inside of a rat that holds it's bodily waste.
Alex, don't pierce the secum or the whole room will smell like shit.
by DavieK July 31, 2005