Definitions by DavieK

secum 

A little sack in the inside of a rat that holds it's bodily waste.

Alex, don't pierce the secum or the whole room will smell like shit.

secum by DavieK August 26, 2005

cunt pie 

A delightful pastry based dish, filled with cunt.
An offensive term to describe a real tosser.

Can I offer you some steamy cunt pie?

Stop being a cunt pie!

cunt pie by DavieK August 26, 2005