cunt parking 

When the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.

It's to busy at Christmas, I'm always cunt parking people.

That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!

cunt parking by Sizzlord December 27, 2007

parking lot cunt 

someone who prefers to eat McDonald's in the Lakeland High School parking lot.

John: "Thomas why don't you just eat on the way to school?"
Thomas: "Because I don't like to eat while I'm driving."
John: "Oh so your a parking lot cunt!"

parking lot cunt by Jonathon Barbrady September 26, 2010

cuntparking

To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.

Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.

Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.

cuntparking by Charlie Chan February 17, 2014

Cuntparing

When two whores compare what they are wearing

Alicia, stop cuntparing yourself to her.. she’s a whore

Cuntparing by SamPartownavid May 29, 2022