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cunt mustache
tuft of pubic hair above the vaginal entrance; refers to landscaped pubic hair and therefore not applicable to the "natural look" or totally shaved female crotches
When I dropped to my knees to perform cunnilingus on my female partner, I was overjoyed by her nice cunt mustache which highlighted her vagina.
cunt mustache by Myrkal Phitz April 12, 2009
cunt mustard
Vaginal discharge that a woman gets when she has caught a bad STD and doesn't bathe or get treatment for months.
cunt mustard by Defcon One January 12, 2009
Cunt Mustard
Cunt Mustard by newphraseman July 28, 2011
mustache cunt
mustache cunt by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016
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