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A vulgar explicative used in the utmost frustrating situation.
Andy: For frig sake man! I just lost my best fishing lure in that snag! “ Cunt Must”!!

Andrew: That really sucks Andy, that was the fourth one in the last 20 minutes!
cunt must by UpIce#3 July 11, 2022

cunt mustache 

tuft of pubic hair above the vaginal entrance; refers to landscaped pubic hair and therefore not applicable to the "natural look" or totally shaved female crotches
When I dropped to my knees to perform cunnilingus on my female partner, I was overjoyed by her nice cunt mustache which highlighted her vagina.
cunt mustache by Myrkal Phitz April 12, 2009

cunt mustard 

Vaginal discharge that a woman gets when she has caught a bad STD and doesn't bathe or get treatment for months.
Man, this chick got a bad case of cunt mustard.
cunt mustard by Defcon One January 12, 2009

Cunt Mustard 

A person who is either gross or stupid, typically a female.
That chick is cunt mustard.
Cunt Mustard by newphraseman July 28, 2011

mustache cunt 

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger
Come here you little mustache cunt
mustache cunt by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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