cunt jelly

1) The shit a female squirts out when she is pleasured!

2) The mixture of semen and vaginal secretions

Guy1: did you see how far she shot that cunt jelly?

Guy2: Yes... I am wiping it off my face!

by geistdamon May 13, 2007

Grape Jelly Cunt

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.

"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"

by ashley ellen Smith October 3, 2006

jelly cunt

Hope Nicole Drewek

Hope is a Jelly Cunt!

by Dildus sppokyy May 18, 2018

Jello Cunt

When one female in a crowd tells a really shitty joke that bombs.

Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"

Crowd: "...."

Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"

by StarfishBrownies July 27, 2010

jello cunt

Derogatory word used towards in most cases a woman. Often used to end a relationship or marriage. Usually the best word to say that will end a verbal fight and would make the user 'the man'.

Don't you ever call me a jerk you stupid jello cunt.

by Dreadlock Dave April 3, 2008

jellyfish cunt

A jellyfish cunt is a cunt that is extremely moist, loose and easily moulded by the hands... is loose and jelly-like much like a jellyfish...

"how was she man?"
"that was the worst cunt i've ever fucked, she had the worst jellyfish cunt ever"
"no way, that's gross dude..."

by dAvE tHe LiKe-WhOrE May 16, 2006

cuntbelly

when a woman has fat around her pelvic area,otherwise known as front butt

look at the cuntbelly on that bitch

by bill bauso May 15, 2006