cunt jelly
1) The shit a female squirts out when she is pleasured!
2) The mixture of semen and vaginal secretions
2) The mixture of semen and vaginal secretions
cunt jelly by geistdamon May 13, 2007
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Grape Jelly Cunt
when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"
Grape Jelly Cunt by ashley ellen Smith October 3, 2006
Related Words
cunt jelly • jelly cunt • Grape Jelly Cunt • jellyfish cunt • cunt belly • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch • cunt bunt
jelly cunt
jelly cunt by Dildus sppokyy May 18, 2018
Jello Cunt
Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"
Crowd: "...."
Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"
Crowd: "...."
Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"
Jello Cunt by StarfishBrownies July 27, 2010
jello cunt
Derogatory word used towards in most cases a woman. Often used to end a relationship or marriage. Usually the best word to say that will end a verbal fight and would make the user 'the man'.
jello cunt by Dreadlock Dave April 3, 2008
jellyfish cunt
A jellyfish cunt is a cunt that is extremely moist, loose and easily moulded by the hands... is loose and jelly-like much like a jellyfish...
"how was she man?"
"that was the worst cunt i've ever fucked, she had the worst jellyfish cunt ever"
"no way, that's gross dude..."
"that was the worst cunt i've ever fucked, she had the worst jellyfish cunt ever"
"no way, that's gross dude..."
jellyfish cunt by dAvE tHe LiKe-WhOrE May 16, 2006
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