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cunt hooks 

The index and middle fingers held up, palm towards your body -- indicating "hooking/pulling up into a vagina". . .
OR just a general vulgar reference to the fingers.
If he puts his dirty little cunt hooks anywhere NEAR my girlfriend, I'll break 'em right off!
cunt hooks by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 16, 2007
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cunt hooks 

derogatory term for someone who is acting in an annoying or stupid manner. Twice as effective as just calling someone a cunt.
Get out of the way, cunt hooks!
You fucking cunt hook.
cunt hooks by snorky December 9, 2008

cunt hooks 

fingers, especially, when bent up into hooks.
Get your dirty cunt hooks off my tits!
cunt hooks by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 17, 2019

cunt hooks 

Johnny and Suzie were playing o.b.g.y.n.Johnny used his cunt hooks to examine Suzie's cookie
cunt hooks by R. Ludwig July 10, 2005

Cunthooks 

From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.
Cunthooks by Bob Goon June 11, 2003
person of limited intelligence with annoying personality traits
cunthook by milner December 12, 2003
See atchpick. Literally, a device by which to ensnare a vagina.
Why you gotta be such a cunthook?
cunthook by Myron Schnitzel December 28, 2005
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