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Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.
It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society
Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

Cuntarius 

A generous person. Someone who shows kindness to others.
"Andy is a very Cuntarius person"

cuntarian 

To be a civilian of the land of the cunt. An ancient civilisation, those who are born or inducted into this society are known to be the biggest cunts into the world.
After I burnt my wrist, I was a cuntArian for life.
cuntarian by npld December 26, 2016

Cuntariffick 

Cuntarifick : a Hey situation you are stuck in for at least an hour with the most country is con do you bitch ever in this world it’s like terrific in the cunt caliber category!
Want to have dinner with me and your step mom tonight ?”
Ahh yes dad, it will be cuntariffick

Cuntarican 

Referring to a cunt that is Puerto Rican.
¡That bitch is a cuntarican!
Cuntarican by Chuy from la puente September 13, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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