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a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner
"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"
cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005

cumlocked 

When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.
Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

or

No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

or

Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!
cumlocked by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

strawberry cumshake 

strawberry cumshake is the product of getting a hand/blow job from a virgin and right before orgasm One breaks the Hymen with his penis forcefully ejaculating . The product is a strawberry cumshake .
Dude i totally gave that bitch a strawberry cumshake! Wish i wouldn't have tasted it though.
strawberry cumshake by jdizzlep March 10, 2014

cumshake 

A nutritional beverage consisting of the ejaculatory fluid of anywhere from one to a number of men. Commonly used by athletes (especially bikers) as a protein/energy drink.
Will was riding his bike when he had the urge for a wholesome beverage. He reached for his cumshake and in a long slurp he downed the whole thing. He drank it so fast it was running down the side of his face.
cumshake by D T October 14, 2004
1. Verb
When you cum into the sockets in the walls it becomes a cumsocket.
2. Verb
When you cum into a hot pocket.
1.
Person 1: Hey whats that white stuff coming out of the socket?
Person 2: My cumsocket

2.

Person 1: Mmmm whats in this hot pocket?
Person 2: It's actuall y my Cumsocket
Cumsocket by GoblinFish October 7, 2020

cumshake a coma 

A milkshake with a white creamy substance. With a taste so good and filling it will put you in a coma
Simba is currently in cumshake a coma
cumshake a coma by Notkeyona September 22, 2021
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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