CUMSHUTTLE
My bestfriend is a total cumshuttle!
CUMSHUTTLE by Quinn Supertramp August 20, 2011
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cumscuttle
(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.
(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.
(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.
Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.
Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.
Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.
cumscuttle by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011
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cumshitter
1. A homosexual male who enjoys taking a dick into his ass and having another male ejaculate his man juice into his ass, resulting in the taker shitting out cum after the homoerotic experience.
2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males
2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males
Lance Bass is a cumshitter.
cumshitter by 0prah September 10, 2008
cumsputter
A surprised individual's attempt to avoid the oral penetration of ejaculate while receiving a cumshot, typically characterized by a sputtering sound as the recipient blows the substance from their lips.
cumsputter by Amy2387 May 14, 2006
cumshitter
1. A homosexual male who enjoys taking a dick into his ass and having another male ejaculate his man juice into his ass, resulting in the taker shitting out cum after the homoerotic experience.
2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males
2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males
Lance Bass is a cumshitter .
cumshitter by 0prah August 8, 2006
Cumshitter
Noun - Person (usually male) that receives anal sex from another male and allows him to ejaculate in his ass. Then the receiver pushes the semen back out into the cummers face
Cumshitter by CloakMaster June 14, 2018
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.