cumpass 

A device that leads horny bitches to cum

Shoniqua: I'm such a horny hoe

Mary-Ann: here borrow my cumpass to get loads of dick

cumpass by Bigdickaustralia November 29, 2013

friendly compass 

A big, spicy boner.

Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!

See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.

friendly compass by stallioon September 27, 2012

Compassioneur

An entrepreneur who creates more and more wealth because of his un-quenching desire to serve more and more people. The concept uses our best in terms of our competitive, capitalistic and spiritual tendencies.

Rumi is a real compassioneur; he gives 51% of his earnings to charitable causes

Compassioneur by Yusuf Wazirzada September 18, 2017

Compassionate Bastard 

A person who follows the social and political philosophy of Compassionate Bastardism.

A Compassionate Bastard wants to live in a world where it is not necessary to be confronted by beggars or demands for handouts from charities. Governments are responsible for proving for their citizens and in a Compassionate Bastard system you could be as big a bastard as you liked, focussing on your own well-being and lifestyle reassured that everyone’s basic needs would be taken care of, yet not feel that you are being taken advantage of with over-taxation or rewarding of the lazy.

Compassionate Bastard by Compassionate Bastard August 26, 2009

Compassionate Bastardism 

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.

Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.

Compassionate Bastardism by Compassionate Bastard August 25, 2009

Cumass

The feeling you get when you are being directly affected by other peoples stupidity, generically found in military organisations. In most severe cases of cumass, there is a very obvious and efficient way to accomplish an objective however everyone still proceeds to do the complete opposite. Cumass is often felt by multiple people simultaneously, is highly contagious and is most commonly found amongst the lower enlisted ranks.

Jimmy - “We just changed this aircraft rig from seating to pallets, now the loadmasters want it back to full seating again?”

Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now”

Cumass by Salty-Techo May 4, 2023

compassvale secondary 

a school that uses money to build a fountain instead of funding for programmes that would make sec sch life much more cooler for students. table cloth holds heritage here. we dont have any sch-related tshirts unlike other schs other than our cca and probably class tshirts. instagram confession pages are filled w jnrs crushing on sec4s because our sec4s are rlly just so cool. a school where we are told to shine.

A teacher from compassvale secondary school reminded students that next monday would be a monday

compassvale secondary by brightest northstar April 8, 2022