Gurch
a gurch is when you have a giant gulp of any type of liquid. this can be a pop or a lemonade. it can also be a water whcih is usually refreshing.
by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023
when you cum in your uncle's ear and then 3.679 seconds later you have a giant nut which is proximally 13 oz. this can happen any time or any hole. all you need is a relative (older the better or more cenial the better) who didn't give you consent. you need to edge in a dark room then right before you burst a juicy nut you shove your willy in their ear giving them aids and hearing problems. if they sue you just make some fake video clips of them saying um in me Daddy and they can't fight back. if you are older than 18 you need to forge a fake birth certificate to make you known as a minor which will get almost all charges denied.
the other day I was edging the shit out of my cock while watching illegal child porn of a baby walrus and that one guy from state farm. then I ran up to my 102-year-old uncle Gregory whose birthday is today and was just about to blow out the candles. I then ran up and cummed once in his ear and then started cummeding again. he sued my ass but my birthday is one day after his so im gucci my niga
by niggabeater696969 November 14, 2023
me: hey bro you have a nice cock can i niggabeater696969 it while my mom fingers me
my uncle: sure bro but i just need to give you a dick massage with my feet
my uncle: sure bro but i just need to give you a dick massage with my feet
by niggabeater696969 October 18, 2023
gravy train is and absolut stud bucket. he fucks hoes and milfs. he may have hiv but you cant even tell by all of the gonorrhea. he fucks milfs no stop tell the cum every where.in his mind if they dont cum before him he has failed life and will got off his on majic wand because the disappointment he feels.
by niggabeater696969 October 18, 2023
it is a very complex sex position that you can use even with a really big age gap. it involves an old hockey stick, a roll of duct tape, a midget, an Indian grandma, and a traffic cone. You can't really understand how to do it it just happens. you will know when you are doing it trust me you will know.
It's a good time.
It's a good time.
Me- look what I found in the attic, Grandma! An old hockey stick! This will be perfect for the multi racial canadian hockey player.
Grandma- Wtf is wrong with you want to come too!
Me- are you part Indian by chance?
Grandma- no, but I sure as shit smell like one
Grandma- Wtf is wrong with you want to come too!
Me- are you part Indian by chance?
Grandma- no, but I sure as shit smell like one
by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023