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Cumguzzling

The precise suckling act of sucking dick and deepthroating, when the male who is slurping on the cock goes balls deep and remains there as the male counterpart is releasing cum (sperm, jizz, milk) and expecting the sucker to swallow all of it, while he finishes with a suction-type technique (when the top roof /bottom inner mouth grips the cock and pulls from it like a super larger straw, in attemp to get more cum to release; Without stopping the whole process until he is sure there is no more cum in the penis.
This cumguzzling fag kept sucking my dick when the cum was squirtin on his damn tonsils!
Cumguzzling by Blacktlova May 14, 2017
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cumguzzling fuckslut 

A person with a special liking for semen consumption (especially in large quantities), and at the same time a special liking for submissive vaginal/anal intercourse. Note the following about the cumguzzling fuckslut: 1) he/she is not a fuckwhore; 2) he/she is most likely to be submissive but can also be dominant if fed enough cum; 3) he/she is not a "cumguzzling gutterslut," which may imply a sexual identity centered on practises other than anal/vaginal intercourse.
(Cumguzzling fuckslut): "I am a cumguzzling fuckslut."

(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"

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Cumguzzling gutter hoe 

A nasty hoe who likes to to have cum drizzed in her mouth.
You fucking cumguzzling gutter hoe.
Cumguzzling gutter hoe by "EE" August 9, 2006

cumguzzling gutterslut 

A slut (internet or non) who guzzles cum. Generally found trying to retaliate to barbs with witty responses, but the mouth is too full of cum to understand.
Teknine is a cumguzzling gutterslut, just look at it in his mouth.

Cumguzzling Dickgobbler 

An individual (such as Jacob Lynch) who loves to guzzle some cum and gobble some dick.
Hey look at that Cumguzzling Dickgobbler! You mean Jacob Lynch? Yeah I sure did. What a pickle fucker!

Cumguzzling faggot 

When a homosexual man gets on his knees and you cum in his mouth and he precedes to gurgle your cum before swallowing
Person 1: you bro you were just a cumguzzling faggot

Person 2: yea bro I got you don't worry, no homo

cumguzzling thundercunt 

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.
Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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