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cumbucket list 

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.
1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."

cumtickle 

The tickle you get either just before an orgasm or the orgasm as a result of a mild tickling sensation, often brought on by gentle stroking.
Janet, I have to tell you, my husband gave me the best cumtickle last night
cumtickle by NW Brown Star August 24, 2019

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

Cumbuket 

A female that can take load after load of semen without conceiving a child usually jumping from guy to guy.
Come here my little cumbuket, got a fill up for you.
Cumbuket by Jr0010101 May 12, 2016

Curfuckle 

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up
Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.
Curfuckle by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

cumbungle 

A foreigner who fraudulently attempts to obtain money from someone online is a "cumbungle"
That foreign bloke tried to scam me out of £500 online. He is such a cumbungle!
cumbungle by Julian Le Flange July 26, 2017