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Comedragon 

"when one is receiving head/dome, and when one is about to blow ones' load, one must push down on the head of the person(s) giving; thus forcing the ejaculate from the nose, creating the fabled effect known as a Comedragon."
I was getting AMAZING head last night from this one fat chick named "Latisha Linidar" and as soon as I felt like I was going to go, I pushed her huge head down on me and jizz'd up in there, making it spray out of her nose like she was a Comedragon!
Comedragon by The comedragon April 21, 2010
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Cockdragon 

defined as one who uses their penis as frequent as possible for sexual intercourse.

also can be used to describe a woman who sleeps around, or is an overall whore
1- "Is he chatting up that broad across the bar again"
"Ya, that dude is such a cockdragon"

2- "Dude, If that cockdragon comes over here, I'm fuckin bailing outta here"
"Yea definite whore"
Cockdragon by boozehound51 August 19, 2009

Cockdragon 

A large, mythical beast that dwells in the deep caverns of Hell. It is only describable in context to the environment it lives in because, frankly, it is rarely seen.

In fact, only three have seen it - two, the entire dragon and one, only the tip.
The only fact about its behavior that is known to mankind is that it frequently dines on orphans.
Only Reid and Cody can draw the Cockdragon because only they have seen the Cockdragon.
Cockdragon by slbs May 6, 2010
1) a wordPNRZ/word that shoots out wordcrispy cream/word.

2) a dragon that, instead of breathing fire, breathes cum.

3) a wordPNRZ/word that breathes fire.
"Wait... this semen is fried! You have a fucking cumdragon, you asshat!"

"I will slay the cumdragon whilst wearing my semen-proof armour."

"What the fuck dude, my VGNRZ will be sore because of your fucking cumdragon!"
cumdragon by AJ 187 August 6, 2003
this cumdragon over there
cumdragon by dickm8 November 14, 2016

Copendragon 

The act of receiving oral from someone with a horseshoe of Copenhagen (or similar) tucked away in their bottom lip while the load of ejaculation combined with the tight wrap of lips around the shaft result in a “fire-like” sensation for the giver while they spew tobacco and semen through their nose.
Dude, this tinder chick downed half a log of chew, and then gave me the copendragon while I held her down like a snorkeling tourist at the Great Barrier Reef.
Copendragon by Kokomoyo August 3, 2022
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