cumdolance 

Recognition of/ability to relate to the heart sinking feeling of when you are unable to cum during intercourse, not due to a lack of desire, but rather because of a momentary lack of ability to do so.

My cumdolance to you and your balls after that unsuccessful sexual adventure

cumdolance by Dank hor January 26, 2023

Cumlancer 

A word used to describe someone who covers themselves in cum and acts like a golem

He has been collecting so much cum he must be a cumlancer

Cumlancer by Macgab July 19, 2021

cumbulance 

When one is totally fed up and can no longer continue to believe the conversation.

or the excretion produced when one ejaculates in an ambulance.

Replaces "Bullshit"
You are so full of cumbulance.

cumbulance by Guyzy February 6, 2014

Cumdance 

A ceremonial bathe in cum. Often practiced by heterosexual people to turn themselves gay.

I will be attending the Cumdance on oxford street.

Cumdance by anonymous February 9, 2022