Underpants_man's definitions

Cozza

A male who is equipped with a penis that wouldn't look out of place on a horse.

I expected Tim's dick to be tiny, imagine my surprise when he whipped a Cozza out.

Ugh, that Amy's a bit of a slag, Ive heard she took 2 Cozza's at the same time.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

Cumcold

Stringy Semen dripping from the nose of somebody performing Fellatio, usually when ejaculation occurs during 'deep throat', and the load makes its way up through the sinuses and out of the nose.

Martin has got a bad case of flu, his nose is running and he looks like he has a cumcold.

I think Michelle has been sucking somebody off, she has got a proper cumcold going on.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

Splash Fart

To accidentally expel liquid shit while farting.

I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.

I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016