dude 1: bro guess what
dude 2: what bro?!
dude 1: i totally stuck an umbrella handle up my arse!
by y’alloutherewilin1234 December 20, 2019
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A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has 'gripped the umbrella handle.'
Boy 1: She totally gave me a GREAT umbrella handle!
Boy 2: Dude, sick.

Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
Girl 2: Yuck!
Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.
by Big.J April 21, 2009
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