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A 12 year old prick who wanks to his own nan, also CumBoy can’t produce any semen
Emmanuel Espinoza is such a CumBoy man, I caught him wanking to his grandmother bruv. He didn’t cum though, thankfully
Cumboy by Miglene October 29, 2019
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A word used to describe a traditionally masculine man who is attempting to act homosexual for comedic purposes.
Nolan: Pete, please stop pretending to suck me off, you little cumboy.

Chase: Oops seems as though I’ve dropped my pencil in front of you, guess I have to bend over and pick it up.

Bill: Chase stop being a little cumboy.
Cumboy by Notwilliam11 March 3, 2022
Someone who cleans the jizz in the hotel room after you nut inside a prostitute. Gotta get the bed ready for the next guest and his hoe when they come upstairs. Changing the sheets, restocking condoms, emptying the trash, and ensuring surfaces/towels are dry from lube or other stains.
Always leave a tip for the cumboy. They be cleaning up yo jizz. It's the least you can do.

Lastly cumboy didn't clean shit. There be some fat stains in the sheets here. No tip for him.
Cumboy by TricksTrapHood October 27, 2025

Cumboozled 

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.
person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti
Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022

Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009
''I shot a cumbolt in her eye''
cumbolt by legalus January 5, 2008
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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