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Cumboy
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Cumboy
A word used to describe a traditionally masculine man who is attempting to act homosexual for comedic purposes.
Nolan: Pete, please stop pretending to suck me off, you little cumboy.
Chase: Oops seems as though I’ve dropped my pencil in front of you, guess I have to bend over and pick it up.
Bill: Chase stop being a little cumboy.
Chase: Oops seems as though I’ve dropped my pencil in front of you, guess I have to bend over and pick it up.
Bill: Chase stop being a little cumboy.
Cumboy by Notwilliam11 March 3, 2022
Cumboy
Someone who cleans the jizz in the hotel room after you nut inside a prostitute. Gotta get the bed ready for the next guest and his hoe when they come upstairs. Changing the sheets, restocking condoms, emptying the trash, and ensuring surfaces/towels are dry from lube or other stains.
Always leave a tip for the cumboy. They be cleaning up yo jizz. It's the least you can do.
Lastly cumboy didn't clean shit. There be some fat stains in the sheets here. No tip for him.
Lastly cumboy didn't clean shit. There be some fat stains in the sheets here. No tip for him.
Cumboy by TricksTrapHood October 27, 2025
Cumboozled
The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.
person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week
person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti
person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti
Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022
Cumboating
The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009
cumbolt
a fast pace ejaculation
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