cumbilical cord
In 1994, the longest recorded cumbilical cord was recorded by a man in Ohio ... and a woman in Kansas City. A limbo contest ensued.
cumbilical cord by Pocahontas Jones November 21, 2013
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cumbilical cord
Yeah he pulled out and ejaculated on my stomach. That’s when I realised we created our first cumbilical cord
cumbilical cord by Pseudocream68 February 13, 2018
cut the umbilical cord
When a child's mother (usually the son) refuses to acknowledge the fact that "her baby" is growing up and will always try to be involved in whatever they do. This is most commonly seen in these three scenarios; 1) getting a driver's license 2) the first date 3) going off to college.
Mother: Oh, I just can't believe my little baby is finally going out on his first date. Do you think you'll be alright?
Son: Mom, I'm fine, just leave me alone. I'm 18 and I'm not a little kid anymore.
Father: Honey, just cut the umbilical cord already and let him go!
Son: Mom, I'm fine, just leave me alone. I'm 18 and I'm not a little kid anymore.
Father: Honey, just cut the umbilical cord already and let him go!
cut the umbilical cord by That One Random Guy There December 2, 2010
Bumbilical Cord
When you go for a turd and the thing just won't break off, poo continues to grow in size without detachment.
Guy 1: I just had a huge bumbilical cord
Guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
Guy 1: I had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
Guy 2: word.
Guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
Guy 1: I had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
Guy 2: word.
Bumbilical Cord by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> January 29, 2015
Aftermarket Umbilical Cord
When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"
Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...
Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"
Aftermarket Umbilical Cord by Zeval April 7, 2020
rectal umbilical cord
rectal umbilical cord by Lana Deebs July 19, 2011
bumbilical cord
slang for a prolapsed anus. also used to describe a prolapsed anus that has been left still connected to a penis after an anal sex act.
things must have gone awry, because his bumbilical cord was hanging out of his shorts when he left the brothel
bumbilical cord by blackrob666 October 15, 2009
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