cumbilical cord

The luscious semen stream connecting a post orgasm penis to the woman bits from whence it came.

In 1994, the longest recorded cumbilical cord was recorded by a man in Ohio ... and a woman in Kansas City. A limbo contest ensued.

by Pocahontas Jones November 21, 2013

cumbilical cord

When two bodies are connected by a string of cum (usually from stomach to stomach post pull out)

Yeah he pulled out and ejaculated on my stomach. That’s when I realised we created our first cumbilical cord

by Pseudocream68 February 13, 2018

cut the umbilical cord

When a child's mother (usually the son) refuses to acknowledge the fact that "her baby" is growing up and will always try to be involved in whatever they do. This is most commonly seen in these three scenarios; 1) getting a driver's license 2) the first date 3) going off to college.

Mother: Oh, I just can't believe my little baby is finally going out on his first date. Do you think you'll be alright?
Son: Mom, I'm fine, just leave me alone. I'm 18 and I'm not a little kid anymore.
Father: Honey, just cut the umbilical cord already and let him go!

by That One Random Guy There December 2, 2010

Bumbilical Cord

When you go for a turd and the thing just won't break off, poo continues to grow in size without detachment.

Guy 1: I just had a huge bumbilical cord
Guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
Guy 1: I had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
Guy 2: word.

by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> January 29, 2015

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

rectal umbilical cord

when a poo is so long it is resting in the toilette bowl while still attached to the body

Man, I had to cut the rectal umbilical cord today after greasing the bowl.

by Lana Deebs July 19, 2011

bumbilical cord

slang for a prolapsed anus. also used to describe a prolapsed anus that has been left still connected to a penis after an anal sex act.

things must have gone awry, because his bumbilical cord was hanging out of his shorts when he left the brothel

by blackrob666 October 15, 2009