cum-man

a snow man made out of sperm

i think i am going to make a cum-man today

cum-man by your local ice cream seller June 19, 2021

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Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.

Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!

Cum-Man by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

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cum man

A person looking like Pit Bull, and someone that is somewhat famous on the Twitter social media platform. "cum men" are known for simping heavily on the website and other platforms. "cum man" can also be used as a term to describe a man who lives, breathes, and prays cum while also enjoying the finer things in life and working hard.

Did you see Max over there? I heard he's a real cum man.
A cum man, huh? I could see that. No doubt that he pulls his weight around here, though.
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Looks like Max is commenting on some e-girl pictures again... he's such a cum man.

cum man by alkruhn March 24, 2020