cum-man

a snow man made out of sperm

i think i am going to make a cum-man today

by your local ice cream seller June 19, 2021

Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.

Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

cum man

A person looking like Pit Bull, and someone that is somewhat famous on the Twitter social media platform. "cum men" are known for simping heavily on the website and other platforms. "cum man" can also be used as a term to describe a man who lives, breathes, and prays cum while also enjoying the finer things in life and working hard.

Did you see Max over there? I heard he's a real cum man.
A cum man, huh? I could see that. No doubt that he pulls his weight around here, though.
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Looks like Max is commenting on some e-girl pictures again... he's such a cum man.

by alkruhn March 24, 2020

Cum man

The type of dude who shoves a gram of diphenhydramine up his ass and injects himself with scopolamine to get a blowjob from a shadow person.

Yung $teve: i heard joe rogan is a total cum man.
Bro hogan: nawwwwwww.

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye October 4, 2020

Cum man

A man who likes cum

He’s a cum man so if you cum on him you’re doing him a favor

by cdawg91 February 21, 2021

One Cum Man

While in the middle of ejaculating you think of something funny and it ruins the whole experience.

I had a One Cum Man moment last night from the show we watched.

by ArgonZoran June 29, 2016

The Cum Man

The man that cums inside of women either causing them to get pregnant or just to creampie for fun.

⁶Gage is The Cum Man

by The Cum Man March 16, 2021