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When and where your g.f. asks to cum on her. Usually done in a very bitchy tone in order to orchestrate the sex to her liking, and her liking only. This girl is usually demonstrating qualities of a queefapotamus.
Steve: "Man, my bitch is really getting pushy. Last night she pretty much forced me to cum on her ass."

Mark: "Looks like she is in cummand."

or,

Cindy: "Last night I was totally cummanding when I was with Jeff."

Shannon: "OMG! You are such a slut."
Cummand by SM_905 July 15, 2009
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"WE CAN CUM ON COMMAND! IT'S A CUMMAND!" -Caddicarus 2021
Cummand by RayNheartZ1 January 18, 2023

cummand center

Thou beseech oneself upon thy cummand center astute and destined to cummand from my center.

Commander Lexa 

Commander Lexa is the commander of my heart

Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.
Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.
Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

Commander Shepard 

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.
Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!
Cafe commander by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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