Swisswaffle56's definitions

Fex

Fruity/faggot/gay sex

Guy 1: You know that bob?

Guy 2: The one with the Bowl Cut?
Guy 1: Yeah, you know what he saw?
Guy 2: I don't know, what did he saw?
Guy 1: A fex
Guy 2: WHAT?? How did he see the fex

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

UNO

The family ripper and the friendship destroyer

"Billy, I'm sorry but I'm disowning you..."
"Why Dad?"
"You choose this path when you played that +4 during UNO"
"I'm sorry"
"It's to late to say sorry Billy"

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Ethan

He is the person who is not normal, or don't get to sit at the cool lunch tables

Guy 1: Poor Ethan, he is trying to have friends.
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.

Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

I got benjamins

Usually not a popular term but it's another version of "i got bands"

Friend 1: you got da benjamins?
Friend 2: i got benjamins in the gucci

by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024

Kike

Slur term used against jewish people.

Guy 1: Look at that kike having so much hot chicks!
Guy 2: All of them chicks are kikes.

by Swisswaffle56 February 19, 2024

Urban Dictionary Editors

For god's sake stop DELETING MY FUCKING DEFINITIONS THAT I MADE!!!!!!

Guy 1: Could be any second now..

Guy 2: Whats wrong?

Guy 1: The definitions i made are still haven't gone to the internet after waiting for 1 week!

Guy 2: Damn it, Billy. Your definition wasn't approved from the urban dictionary editors.

by Swisswaffle56 February 19, 2024