Guy 3: EHHHHH!!! GIH MEH U MONE BOMBOCLOUT HELELLEEH KUMBABABA!!!
Guy 1: Here have some fine ass weed.
Guy 2: Billy, what did you give that drunken jamaican?
Guy 1: Sex pills.
Guy 1: Here have some fine ass weed.
Guy 2: Billy, what did you give that drunken jamaican?
Guy 1: Sex pills.
by Swisswaffle56 February 19, 2024

Guy 1: LOOK! Look! it's Justin Bieber!
Guy 2: Justin Bieber? Leave him alone, that guy don't wanna see us or his fans.
Guy 2: Justin Bieber? Leave him alone, that guy don't wanna see us or his fans.
by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.
Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Guy 1: You know that bob?
Guy 2: The one with the Bowl Cut?
Guy 1: Yeah, you know what he saw?
Guy 2: I don't know, what did he saw?
Guy 1: A fex
Guy 2: WHAT?? How did he see the fex
Guy 2: The one with the Bowl Cut?
Guy 1: Yeah, you know what he saw?
Guy 2: I don't know, what did he saw?
Guy 1: A fex
Guy 2: WHAT?? How did he see the fex
by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024

Guy 1: Poor Ethan, he is trying to have friends.
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..
by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Friend 1: i'm bored, time to do a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend 2: Hey, i need u come down for a sec
Friend 1: *looking at the floor 🫤*
Friend 2: hey u good?
Friend 1: it's just because of these urban dictionary editors , i writed a definition normally, WITH NO swear words and they still shitted on my definition.
Friend 2: Probably they had enough you making definitions.
Friend 2: Hey, i need u come down for a sec
Friend 1: *looking at the floor 🫤*
Friend 2: hey u good?
Friend 1: it's just because of these urban dictionary editors , i writed a definition normally, WITH NO swear words and they still shitted on my definition.
Friend 2: Probably they had enough you making definitions.
by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024
