cum ton 

A little smaller than a fuck ton but definitely bigger than a dick ton

" that's definitely not a fuck ton"
" ya, more like a cum ton

cum ton by The_real_webkin May 22, 2017

Fuck ton of cum 

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

Fuck ton of cum by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

A shit ton of cum 

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

A shit ton of cum by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

Cum Tongue 

When a Euro or Russian pornstar sticks out her tongue to take the cum shot, and her tongue already has a thick white coating because she hasn't brushed her tongue from the last 300 cumshots.

I was all ready to shoot my load over that porno scene, but then that pornstar stuck out her cum tongue.

Cum Tongue by borderland October 13, 2011

Cum Tongue 

Having a particularly dry mouth, especially whilst smoking. Also known as cotton mouth.

After I ripped that bong, I had a nasty case of Cum Tongue.

Cum Tongue by Zob OG June 14, 2011

Cum Tongue 

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex

I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.

Cum Tongue by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021

Tongue my hole and make me cum ! 

"Tongue my hole and make me cum !" is what a guy says if he wants to be rimmed and have a rim-gasm.

Matt came back from the gym, got naked, flopped on his bed with his legs up and sweaty asshole exposed, and said "Tongue my hole and make me cum !

Tongue my hole and make me cum ! by eda-skip October 9, 2021