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Cum Shake 

When a girl gets a load of cum in her mouth then swishes it around as if it's a milkshake.
"I totally enjoyed thevery tastey cum shake I had last night."
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cum shake  

when you make a milk shake for a kid you dont like and jiz in it while making it. so the kid will be unaware he is drinking your kids
i made that fag a cum shake and he said it was the best thing he ever tasted.

Frank said he loved the milkshake you made for him. That was not a milkshake that loser had a cum shake
cum shake by Franklin nut face February 18, 2009

Cum shake 

When you mix a white protein powder with milk.
Jeremiah: You bring your cum shake today?
Ethan: Yeah, lemme go get some milk.
Cum shake by Razordaddy December 2, 2021

shake the tree until they all cum out. 

A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.

it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?

Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.

cum shaker 

worker at a restaurant whose primary responsibility is to keep the cum from solidifying so patrons can enjoy fresh cum on their food.
Harvey's grandfather learned the value of money at a young age, working as a cum shaker during the summer months.
cum shaker by tunatube August 5, 2008

strawberry cumshake 

strawberry cumshake is the product of getting a hand/blow job from a virgin and right before orgasm One breaks the Hymen with his penis forcefully ejaculating . The product is a strawberry cumshake .
Dude i totally gave that bitch a strawberry cumshake! Wish i wouldn't have tasted it though.
strawberry cumshake by jdizzlep March 10, 2014

cumshake 

A nutritional beverage consisting of the ejaculatory fluid of anywhere from one to a number of men. Commonly used by athletes (especially bikers) as a protein/energy drink.
Will was riding his bike when he had the urge for a wholesome beverage. He reached for his cumshake and in a long slurp he downed the whole thing. He drank it so fast it was running down the side of his face.
cumshake by D T October 14, 2004
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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