Definitions by tunatube

Chum Slinger 

great big cock on the verge of ejaculation

Leon was polishing his chum slinger when his mother came into his room with pancakes.

Chum Slinger by tunatube August 5, 2008

cum shaker 

worker at a restaurant whose primary responsibility is to keep the cum from solidifying so patrons can enjoy fresh cum on their food.

Harvey's grandfather learned the value of money at a young age, working as a cum shaker during the summer months.

cum shaker by tunatube August 5, 2008