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cum post 

A post formation, designed to accommodate the large quantities of cum that a man can produce. The idea is to aim and fire at this ejaculate column.
I am about to cum. Please hand me the cum post.
cum post by Gregory Goofballington February 20, 2005

Post Cum Clarity 

The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).
That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.

But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
Post Cum Clarity by L Madsen February 12, 2006

post-cum clarity 

After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.
Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity
post-cum clarity by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011

Post cum guilt 

When you've been masterbating to something wierd/kinky and really enjoying it but as soon as you cum
you're disgusted with yourself about cumming to it
Bro I was masterbating to Alvin and the Chipmunks incest porn and was loving it until I came and I felt so much Post cum guilt I had to talk to a Priest
Post cum guilt by Epicfortniter21 January 27, 2019

post cum 

the trickle of spunk that seeps out following a man ejaculating
gimme a paper towel my boxers are damp wi post cum
post cum by miss kinky April 30, 2008

post-cum 

(n) The residual cum that continues to flow out of a man's penis after he's through spurting.
(adj) Happening after orgasm.
1. After I shot my load on her face, post-cum continued to leak out of my deflating member.
2. She immediately grabbed hold of my penis, cleaned me off, and gave me post-cum head.
post-cum by keyshaw September 16, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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