cum holder

A person who keep jizz In their undies because it feels nice with it oozes around they're cock

Paul: why do you keep jizz in your pants?! You're like a cum holder!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!

cum holder by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

Chicago Cupholder

When you shit in someone's hand while they're asleep and tickle their face with a feather.

"Hey, were you at that party last night?"
"Yeah man, it was nuts. I heard some guy passed out and someone gave him a Chicago Cupholder."

Chicago Cupholder by TheChicagoCupholder July 9, 2017

swedish cupholder 

to use the female vagina as a toilet

I swedish cupholdered a chick last night she still smells

swedish cupholder by sheerscorpion August 2, 2008

Columbus Cupholder 

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the act of repeatedly driving your penis in so deep and with such great force that you actually create an indentation in the fetus' partially solidified cranium. When the child is born the depressed portion of the skull will provide you with a perfect place to set a can of your favorite beverage.

Dude. I hate that I have to wait another 3 months for Jill to pop that kid out. I'm getting god damn sick and tired of holding my own beer. My little Columbus Cupholder can not get here soon enough!

Columbus Cupholder by BeerMeStrength January 17, 2009

cupholder 

A CD or DVD drive in a computer.

Derived from the urban myth of the guy on the phone to technical support who thought the CD drive was a cupholder.

I've upgraded the cupholder to a rewriter.

cupholder by Dadge July 28, 2007

dirty cupholder 

A vile woman who rents herself out to anyone who comes her way. Like that of a cupholder in a public area that everyone has put their drink in.

Jenny has been running around town with every guy like a dirty cupholder.

dirty cupholder by Steeple Dave April 29, 2014

carolina cupholder 

When a man takes a shit, freezes the shit, melts it, covers his dick with it, lets it harden, then fucks a girl that is too small for him. This acts as a gateway.

Tucker performed a carolina cupholder on Shannon.

carolina cupholder by Cmann May 19, 2010