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A person who keep jizz In their undies because it feels nice with it oozes around they're cock

Paul: why do you keep jizz in your pants?! You're like a cum holder!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!

cum holder by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

Words you can keep

Chicago Cupholder

When you shit in someone's hand while they're asleep and tickle their face with a feather.

"Hey, were you at that party last night?"
"Yeah man, it was nuts. I heard some guy passed out and someone gave him a Chicago Cupholder."

Chicago Cupholder by TheChicagoCupholder July 9, 2017

swedish cupholder

to use the female vagina as a toilet

I swedish cupholdered a chick last night she still smells

swedish cupholder by sheerscorpion August 2, 2008

Columbus Cupholder

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the act of repeatedly driving your penis in so deep and with such great force that you actually create an indentation in the fetus' partially solidified cranium. When the child is born the depressed portion of the skull will provide you with a perfect place to set a can of your favorite beverage.

Dude. I hate that I have to wait another 3 months for Jill to pop that kid out. I'm getting god damn sick and tired of holding my own beer. My little Columbus Cupholder can not get here soon enough!

Columbus Cupholder by BeerMeStrength January 17, 2009

cupholder

A CD or DVD drive in a computer.

Derived from the urban myth of the guy on the phone to technical support who thought the CD drive was a cupholder.

I've upgraded the cupholder to a rewriter.

cupholder by Dadge July 28, 2007

dirty cupholder

A vile woman who rents herself out to anyone who comes her way. Like that of a cupholder in a public area that everyone has put their drink in.

Jenny has been running around town with every guy like a dirty cupholder.

dirty cupholder by Steeple Dave April 29, 2014

carolina cupholder

When a man takes a shit, freezes the shit, melts it, covers his dick with it, lets it harden, then fucks a girl that is too small for him. This acts as a gateway.

Tucker performed a carolina cupholder on Shannon.

carolina cupholder by Cmann May 19, 2010

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026