5 definitions by some random dickhead on urbdic

Cum

A oozy yummy warm white goo created in a man's long hard cock when having sex or masturbating

Bella: Harder daddy!
Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

tone my pen down

When you have a huge boner but have to get rid of it quickly

James mom: (starts walking to James room)
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

cock

Another word for penis. Probably is the most sexiest way of saying penis

Before I thrusted my large veiny hard cum filled cock in her mouth she instantly started licking my cock making me precum a tiny bit

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

tit

The first word of a tit bird. Were you expecting fricking boobies?!?!

Greg: wow look at that tit bird

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

cum holder

A person who keep jizz In their undies because it feels nice with it oozes around they're cock

Paul: why do you keep jizz in your pants?! You're like a cum holder!
Greg: it feels nice on my cock
Paul: sounds good maybe I'll go home pull up the ol' pornhub and keep some miss in my pants
(Next day)
Sophie:ewww what's that In your pants.
Paul: it's jizz it feels nice
Sophie: I wish I could cum,
Paul: you can just go on pornhub!
Sophie: I'll try it!
Then the cycle continues!

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021