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Cum farter
Cum farter by Flecture April 15, 2021
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cumfarter
1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011
Cumforter
When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.
On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
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