cullenitis

an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen

My daughter is suffering from an extreme form of cullenitis

by wordlover81 February 7, 2010

Mullenitis

When there is a person who is so annoying that you get sick whenever you are around them

Man, that guy just gave me mullenitis

by Shut up, me espanolish February 10, 2017

Colleenitis

A disease one can obtain when they’ve been friend zoned/ best friend zoned and still led on by the same Person. This disease is commonly found in the middle/high-school age groups

“Bro she said she loves me and then went out with another guy, I don’t know what to say”

“Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis”

by JustAManWithARocketLauncher August 21, 2020

Cullentastic

As awesome as Edward or the rest of the Cullens from Stephanie Meyers Twilight Series.

"So Brandon what did you think of the movie Twilight?"
"OMEC! It was extremely Cullentastic!"



"That is a Cullentastic drawing you have there."

by BrandonBPCohen December 15, 2008

Cullenicious

(adjv) Sweet, kind,sexy,loving,(b)romantic, beautiful, horny and NOT single.

That was a cullenicious move sending me flowers!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU

by Jfrank13girlfriend August 11, 2008

Culleyitis

1) To be in a vegetative like state i.e cannot comprehend ANY instructions given to them as they have NO IQ..
2) To be EXTREMELY dirty, no hygiene awareness , apelike living habits, there bodies have formed but there animal instincts havent matured properly...
3) To be a doofus all your life and end up a bum on the street begging for cash and food.

You have a case of Culleyitis, youre doomed haha

by Rory Andrews December 10, 2008