Kev: Oi! CueBall! I’ve given up drinking booze and lost 50 lbs, now gis a better job.
Boss: Are you mental? I meant stop drinking that poncey bottled water and give me 50 quid.
A sexual act wherein a gentleman receives oral sex from a lady, whilst he is standing and she is kneeling before him. Throughout the act of fellatio, the gentleman shaves the hair off the head of the lady (electric clippers preferred, but not mandatory) until she is bald. When reaching climax, the gentleman then ejaculates onto the head of the lady, in as even a distribution as possible.
"You know that girl from accounting that's been wearing a hat all week? She doesn't have cancer, dude. I just gave her a Devil's Cueball last weekend."
The act of the male busting on a female's back then proceeding to rub his nuts in it. The male then proceeds to 'deep fry' his balls in the females mouth
Tommy: "Dude I heard you and Merideth had a little circus fun last night Joe"
Joe: "Yeah man, her favorite circus treat..deep fried cumballs"