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The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.
After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.
by Marklar August 18, 2004

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A white person, deriving from the cue ball on the billiards table, which is white.
Yo, look at dat fuckin cueball!
by marklar August 18, 2003

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When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.
"Tonight whoever comes to my door is gonna get a little 'Halloween Surprise'"
by marklar July 23, 2004

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The act of defacation without the benefit of concurrent oral sex.
Since Niles was infected with herpes, Jeeves had to settle for a half-lumpkin when nature called.
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a super hero that looks lie a penis thats what made him funny he shoot didldos at the evil he is a rigid staff of justice
" LOOK IN THE SKY ITS FALIC MAN SOOTING HIZ JIZZ_O_RAY AT BIG GAY BUBBA AND EARL THe JANITOR!!"
by marklar July 23, 2004

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11 year old boy who wets the bed.
Your mom is squishy_fun..
by Marklar January 30, 2005

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A saying basically meaning what it sounds like, asking yourself what to do in a situation as if you were Bam. As in Bam Margera. As in the idol of every kid in America. Of the world. Of the universe. Yeah w/e, just see WWBD to see the rest of the shit on him.
"Hmmmm...what a peculiar predicament...what would Bam do?"
by marklar December 08, 2003

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