cucumberjoe

Cucumberjoe is a mix of pickel rick en joe swanson

Oi cunt I orderd the cucumberjoe shirt from coolshirtz

cucumberjoe by Ketachees July 22, 2020

cucumbersome 

kew-kuhm-ber-suhm adj.

derived from the words cucumber and cumbersome

1. awkward in such a way that only a cucumber could fit.

2. clumsy to the point having all efforts reduced to the skill and tact of a cucumber

her pussy was cucumbersome

he has a cucumbersome navel

that parking looks cucumbersome

cucumbersome by manshaman December 9, 2008

cucumbersexual 

celine

‘i am cucumbersexual’

cucumbersexual by brooke ⚱️ January 20, 2021

cucumberdogged 

When you try and scare a cat with a cucumber but a dog eats it.

YOWIE WOWIE, you've just been CUCUMBERDOGGED!

cucumberdogged by YowieWowieTheMassiveMuscleMan May 17, 2019

cucumbersome 

a difficult lesbian orgy

i eat cucumbersomes in my salad

cucumbersome by Vu Ngo January 17, 2004

Cucumbersome lover 

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

Cucumbersome lover by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Cucumberobert

When you are heavily sedated with psilocybin mushrooms and become aware of the phallic, overly-masculine characteristics of the English cucumber. The dark, cumbersome cucumber has no business laying with the comforting, flamboyant mango. Therefore, he is Cucumberobert.

Bro: Oh my god, you’ve been eating Cucumberobert!
Dude: He’s just Bert now.

Cucumberobert by papagumbo May 18, 2021