cucumberjoe

Cucumberjoe is a mix of pickel rick en joe swanson

Oi cunt I orderd the cucumberjoe shirt from coolshirtz

by Ketachees July 22, 2020

cucumbersome

kew-kuhm-ber-suhm adj.

derived from the words cucumber and cumbersome

1. awkward in such a way that only a cucumber could fit.

2. clumsy to the point having all efforts reduced to the skill and tact of a cucumber

her pussy was cucumbersome

he has a cucumbersome navel

that parking looks cucumbersome

by manshaman December 9, 2008

cucumbersexual

celine

‘i am cucumbersexual’

by brooke ⚱️ January 20, 2021

cucumberdogged

When you try and scare a cat with a cucumber but a dog eats it.

YOWIE WOWIE, you've just been CUCUMBERDOGGED!

by YowieWowieTheMassiveMuscleMan May 17, 2019

cucumbersome

a difficult lesbian orgy

i eat cucumbersomes in my salad

by Vu Ngo January 17, 2004

Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

Cucumberobert

When you are heavily sedated with psilocybin mushrooms and become aware of the phallic, overly-masculine characteristics of the English cucumber. The dark, cumbersome cucumber has no business laying with the comforting, flamboyant mango. Therefore, he is Cucumberobert.

Bro: Oh my god, you’ve been eating Cucumberobert!
Dude: He’s just Bert now.

by papagumbo May 18, 2021